Bull and Clones

Members of the Bull&Clones secret society held a ceremony recently in their tomb at the University of Jail, Connecticut. As usual the 'old-boys' started the rituals with a sinister play in which the oldest members of the society ate raw meat of a bull that the younger members, who were the first generation of human clones, had brought in. The pyramid-without-a-capstone-glasses on the table were all filled with a peculiar drink the clones men referred to as Blackwater. The men would then rub each other's genitals and toast to a statue of a big white owl called Bollocks. After that, honorary member and chairman of Bull&Clones King George H.W. the Second went into the poorly lit room in the back of the temple taking two younger members, including his son, the current King George W the Third with him. It is the prerogative of the `Chief', or 'Geronimo' as they call him, to go into this poorly lit, dark room.

What happens in there is another secret of Bull&Clones. Much speculation occurs about this dark room in the temple. King George Prescott the First initiated this tradition during world war two. Since cloning was not yet an option for the cult in those days King Prescott the First was forced to engage in dreaded sexual activities in order to procreate and bring an heir to the throne. Rumor has it that the dark room of the Bull&Clones temple has another entrance so non-members male, female and even children can secretly enter the temple to be forced to have intercourse and all sort of other courses with the King and those he choose to follow him into the darkroom. This year King George H.W. The Second took his own son with him into this place. Nobody, not even me, knows what happened in there but for a father and son to go in together is unprecedented.

After exactly an hour and not a second longer the latest member of the club banged on the door of the dark room twelve times. When the door opened King George H.W. the Second came out first with an insane, wild look in his eyes and with his fly open. This is also part of the tradition. This way the other members will know that the deed has been done. After George the Second had closed his zipper in a very slow and traditional manner, his son and current ruler of the kingdom slowly came out. As usual the son crawled out on hands and knees to symbolize his loyalty towards the father and to imitate the sacred Bull that is buried underneath the temple.

After this part of the 'Frustration is Fair' ceremonies it was custom to have dinner together eating raw bull meat and drinking milk that came from a cloned bull that was engineered to give milk. Desert was said to consist of a bowl of genuine Bullshit topped with something that was described as sugar at first but after witnessing the effect of eating this crap turned out to be cocaine. For some reason or other King George W. the Third had a lot of trouble moving around ever since he and his Father had been in the dark room. Since he was not able to sit on a chair the schedule of the night was altered and it was decided that the King first delivered his royal speech. Since George III is not a very bright man he has been provided with an earpiece by which he is connected to another room where his trusted servant and spin-ghost-doctor-writer Herr Karl Rover sits and reads him his speech. This happens all the time when George W. III speaks in public. If it weren't for King George's loyal servants George would have probably failed miserably as he did with other ventures before he became King.He is the youngest offspring of the great King Prescot so the thrown is his.

King Prescot rose to power after cleverly investing his power and mostly his money in epic battles overseas. Nobody knows exactly where his fortune, with which he bought his way into many important networks and societies, came from. Some dissidents who have left the kingdom claim King Prescot made several very shady deals with some of the biggest crooks ever to walk the face of the planet. But now, many years later all is forgotten and his grandson rules the land.

Although King H.W. the second may have stepped down it is common knowledge he is still very much in power. Honorary member of the Bull and Clones society, member of Groovin' Bohemians chessboard of directors, connected to the CFR (Cash and Freaking Rich), Carl and Isle ambassador. And most of all a distinguished Burger Builder.
King George the Third managed to deliver his speech better than usual. Just one slip of the tongue despite the fact that he could not sit down. Two servants stood by him gently rubbing his obviously sore royal behind. The King was used to people kissing his behind, not rubbing it.

George looked as if he was still in a lot of pain. He turned to his father and with a soft voice he told him he needed a drink. Many things occur at Bull and Clones but drinking alcohol is not one of them. George H.W.the second told his son he could have a nice bourbon when they returned to their White Palace. The King who is not used to get no for an answer, not even from his father, was furious. Like a little child he began to nag telling everyone there that HE is the King and that he demanded obedience. More and more angry about not being allowed to have a drink King George began throwing food and chairs around. At that point the door opened and a very big, strong man walked in the room. It was Prinz Arnold von Schwarzenigger of Nazizie. Arnold is a good friend of the family and whenever the little King loses it Arnold steps in to take care of things. King George who has by now completely lost it is cornered in the room as Prinz Arnold jumps him. The wining and shouting slowly fades. Prinz Arnold carries the King out the door and the Kings father follows.

Without the members of the royal family the other Bull and Clones members perform the closing ceremony by Inserting little globe like anal beads into one another. Custom has it these globes, also named planetary poo poo balls are to stay inside them for at least three days after which the three will come together and slowly pull them out singing the traditional Bull and Clones Poo-poo ball song:

The world is in a nasty place, yes it really stinks
POO POO DOO DOO POO POO BALLS
We don't give a ... because it's in our dumping' pit
POO POO DOO DOO POO POO BALLS
The world is full of poo but not for us just for you
POO POO DOO DOO POO POO BALLS
HUWA HUWA BULL AND CLONES!